Stereotypes

Oh, so you think that just because I am a non-white minority ethnicity, I automatically have photographic knowledge of world geography?  ((((They look embarrassed at making such stereotyped racial assumptions based on appearances.)))))
Lucky for you, I do.

Children Of The 80s

Hehe, that title sounds kinda like "Children of the Corn," doesn't it?

Following hot on the heels right after the Columbia College exposé.  At least this sad, sorry experience introduced me to a wonderful, charming little list titled, "You might be a child of the '80s if you ___..."

-Hawaiian Punch.  Hi-C.  by the year 2000, we would all be living on the moon.
--you can, to yourself right now, hum the musical theme of "Inspector Gadget."  Yup, I sure could.
--Back to the Future with Marty McFly.

My absolute favorite movie soundtrack is that of "The Breakfast Club."  What, did you think I was going to name some Leonardo Dicaprio bullcrap?  Nope.  Simple Minds has a far better song to go along with the theme of a move than any Celine Dion nonsense.  Even that Baz Lurhman thing was pretty good, but it is just a candle in the wind compared to Simple Minds' "Don't You Forget About Me."