Here’s what I don't understand. Why is there no such thing as underground, black market birth control?
It only stands to reason. There are such things as illegal street drugs and back alley abortions with coat hangers, which are life-ruining. The abortion thing is disgusting-- it's violence against women. A female would be much better served by using birth control in the first place. Birth control is a positive thing. It is most certainly very badly needed.
However, to hear the chicken-little liberal bloggers on the internets, birth control shops are being barricaded and dismantled, and the DEA and Homeland Security are confiscating all the corrupt contraband condoms. The apothecaries are not allowed to dispense birth control without three forms of identification from the patient, two of which are photograph IDs, a complete criminal background check, a signed declaration of waiver disclaimer, and a $10,000 bail bond. Supposedly lots of people badly want birth control that can't get any.
So, this black market birth control. Don’t try to tell me it's not possible to do. If drug dealers can cook meth at home by stealing a big drum of methylene from chemical supply warehouses (hey, I watch "Breaking Bad"), and people can commit filthy dangerous septicemia-risking anti-sterile surgery (that's what abortion is) in a shack downtown...
Introductory college chemistry labs often have students make aspirin as a lab project. So surely birth control, which is a chemical, can be manufactured outside of corporate labs.
I am sure there is some way to get condoms onto the black market. Import them from other countries if they are impossible to get from US countries. Street drugs come from other countries. So surely someone can get condoms from other countries and then into the US black market.
And yet, you never hear about the DEA doing a drug bust on an extensive birth-control-distribution ring.
Or even better, do black market vasectomies. None of that consulting several office appointments with a doctor crap. If a guy does not want kids, it is his right to end that possibility of physical burden right then and there. Without having to jump through hoops for the mainstream medical establishment.
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On an unrelated note, I can't believe no one sees this other than me:
It only stands to reason. There are such things as illegal street drugs and back alley abortions with coat hangers, which are life-ruining. The abortion thing is disgusting-- it's violence against women. A female would be much better served by using birth control in the first place. Birth control is a positive thing. It is most certainly very badly needed.
However, to hear the chicken-little liberal bloggers on the internets, birth control shops are being barricaded and dismantled, and the DEA and Homeland Security are confiscating all the corrupt contraband condoms. The apothecaries are not allowed to dispense birth control without three forms of identification from the patient, two of which are photograph IDs, a complete criminal background check, a signed declaration of waiver disclaimer, and a $10,000 bail bond. Supposedly lots of people badly want birth control that can't get any.
So, this black market birth control. Don’t try to tell me it's not possible to do. If drug dealers can cook meth at home by stealing a big drum of methylene from chemical supply warehouses (hey, I watch "Breaking Bad"), and people can commit filthy dangerous septicemia-risking anti-sterile surgery (that's what abortion is) in a shack downtown...
Introductory college chemistry labs often have students make aspirin as a lab project. So surely birth control, which is a chemical, can be manufactured outside of corporate labs.
I am sure there is some way to get condoms onto the black market. Import them from other countries if they are impossible to get from US countries. Street drugs come from other countries. So surely someone can get condoms from other countries and then into the US black market.
And yet, you never hear about the DEA doing a drug bust on an extensive birth-control-distribution ring.
Or even better, do black market vasectomies. None of that consulting several office appointments with a doctor crap. If a guy does not want kids, it is his right to end that possibility of physical burden right then and there. Without having to jump through hoops for the mainstream medical establishment.
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On an unrelated note, I can't believe no one sees this other than me:
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Seriously, if the two of them had a kid on the show,
and it visited them from the future, it would look exactly like this guy:
