Monday, October 23, 2000

Naked Crazy People

There are those that say that being naked in public is a good thing, frees your inhibitions, lets you express yourself, is perfectly healthy, perfectly natural.

No, all that’s going on is that you're a freaking <exhibitionist!>

Stop acting as if your own perversions and personality disorders are somehow the pinnacle of human existence.  This is not "freedom."  You are simply a pervert who gets your jollies off of showing your private parts to complete strangers.  You are nothing more than the modern incarnation of the old movie hackney of a dirty old cump who wears a trench coat and walks down the street + flashes people.

Marilyn manson had a little girlfriend with whom, just a few short years ago, he attended some music awards show.  His girlfriend specimen was wearing something that, well, I do not think it can legally be called "clothing." This object consisted of a few strings strung like party banners from curtain sconces, on the front and back. This whatever-the-hell-it-was covered less than most shower caps. A long time ago, I saw a comedy skit on TV where some guy is getting out of a shower, and a woman hands him a little face washcloth as a joke. That washcloth offered more modesty than Marylin manson's girlfriend.

Courtney Love and her blacked-out-drunk-about-to-be-hospitalized-for-ODing-on-drugs-any-second-now-probably-not-for-the-first-time self shows up in public most of the time looking like she just stumbled out from a stint at rehab gone wrong. You know, whatever might have started out as clothes once in the distant past, but now is the tattered remains of dead dreams.

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