Friday, March 14, 2003

Black People Are Not Cool

I would kind of appreciate it if the media didn’t keep trying to tell me that the lowest degenerate stereotypes of black people are “cool.”  You know what I mean when I say "cool" -- like the popular sexy crowd in high school.

The media keep insisting that gangsta rap is so popular.  I read a blurb in rolling stone magazine once that declared “rap” as the one genre that brings all the races together, no other genre of music has done that, rap promotes racial harmony and allows society to live happily ever after and greet the dawning of a new era (Scar), or something like that.

Interesting.  Did you know that crime amongst Asian youths has skyrocketed in this society over the past ten years?

The media keeps trying to tell us that this style of dress, music, verbiage, etc. utilized by crime-ridden, violence-infested bad part of downtown is something that all dorky white kids aspire to.  The black person in all their du-rag wearing, pants hanging below the azz dragging personal style is the epitome of cool.

...And white people struggling to catch up with them.  As if gangsta-ghetto black people are on the cutting edge of latest fashions, trends, music, all entertainment stuff.  The media portrays white people tripping over their feet, making fools of themselves, trying to win approval and affection of low-class black people, so that they may be crowned “cool.”  That is, cool as defined by ghetto fags in the hood.

They were not of the cool kids at my high school.  They were not the sexy, popular clique ___
Sure, the football team was mostly black.  But that proved nothing.  After football practice, they would trudge[trundle]][[] back to their homes in the bad neighborhoods.  Perhaps this was an artifact of South Carolina living.

Tons of dating shows exhibit a very dorky, geeky white person trying in vain, straining hopelessly to impress a black person.

Tons of black comedians make fun of white people for being sooooo dorky because they don’t know the latest dance craze that is all the rage in the government housing projects.  And white people are like so clueless; hopelessly uncool with their lawn mowers and their... eyeglasses.
Often portray an unpopular sexless white person struggling desperately to be accepted by the kuuullll black hip-hop group.

I feel like all over the music
_Especially that comical, laughable, and ultimately confused mess that was eminem.
Music videos and crap depict an unpopular-beyond-repair white person beating their brains out trying to act like low-class blacks.  With a bunch of black people all around getting really offended and angry like, “how dare the white person mimick us?”

Like that “pretty fly for a white guy” song that came out back in 1998.  It was a hilarious and entertaining song, sure.  But I don’t know a single middle class white boy in real life that rebelled against his own cultural identity so much that he rejected his white origins of suburban neighborhoods, barbecues, and stable two-parent family to go join that social disease.

All these ridiculous teenager movies about high school always feature a black student that has been welcomed with open arms into the ranks of the cool, sexy, popular group.  (Just so we're clear, these high school binge-drinking movies would be equally as laughable even if they did not make it look like cool white kids and cool black kids were the best of friends and hung out in the same social circle.)

Either that or-- they show white kids trying their damndest to emulate low-class black behavior, modes of dress, genre of music.  I think the kids nowadays call them "wiggers."  Back in my day we just called them "gray boys."

Notice that the media conspicuously always points to this social affliction as the forefront of “cool.”  Not one pin-drop word is uttered about any perceived coolness of *middle-class black people* who are normal human beings, who value education and progress and come from stable, loving two-parent homes.

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