Tuesday, March 18, 2003

The Groupie Tendency

Remember how I have written about girls having a "muse" affliction?  Okay, well, here is a close inbred cousin phenomenon to that prior:  the groupie tendency.

We’ve all heard of and made fun of groupies of rock bands and other musical excursions and entertainment outfits.  But now it turns out that this is not just limited to the realms of cheap entertainment.

It appears that some females display groupie tendencies towards males in other professions as well.  There are quite a few choice fields of expertise that men pursue, that seem to attract females quite happy being relegated to the status of "arm candy" or "hood ornament," as the kids say.

This sometimes sneaks up on you.  This is because I've noticed that when a woman starts talking about all the things she expects in a man, she generally <starts off> on fairly solid ground.  (And she usually insists that she is a strong independent woman in charge of her own life.)  She will say she does not want a guy that cheats on her, she does not want a guy that is dishonest.  She wants a 100% honest human being.  She wants a guy that will stand up for her in front of his friends when they complain, and will come rescue her when those friends make fun of her.

-- Well, that is good.  As long last she is realizing that she needs to respect herself and insist that the guy treat her with respect.  Doing well so far.
--- The female's checklist then continues with the stuff she expects a guy to have.  She starts rattling off more and more increasingly specific things that apparently a guy must have if he dares approach her.  Whether in the bar or club or wherever the hell she goes to expect to find true love and her soul mate.  (Guffaw.)  She wants a guy that is incredibly romantic.  She wants a guy that will sweep her off her feet with this romantic and seductive prowess.  She wants a guy that will enact a three-ring circus, and put on a whole dog-and-pony show to win her affections.  And those are just the other 364 days of the year.
-- Talk about valentine's day?  Her expectations are growing evermore exaggerated.  She wants a guy that will totally make her swoon with heaving bosoms or some crap.
...Uh, okay, now this is being a little demanding.  But I guess saccharine romance-novel-grade theatrics is something that many females want.

-- But then there is a slight shift in her sanity.  Her demands started getting a little outlandish.  At this point her soap-operatic heights are growing a little kooky.
-- She does not want an unemployed broke loser that still lives with his parents.  She does not want an alcoholic loser that sleeps on his friends couch.  Nope, she wants a high-flying wonderful success story because she is a modern woman in charge of her own life and she deserves a guy that treats her like a queen and treats her like gold, dammit.  She wants a guy that is financially secure.  She wants a guy that is emotionally secure.  She wants a guy that is not hiding any demons or skeletons in any closets.  She wants a guy that will give her a life of excitement, she wants a guy that will enthrall her at all times.  She does not want a minimum wage idiot who plays video games and smokes pot all day.  She wants a drippingly romantic perfect guy because she is such a wonderful modern woman that deserves a guy who respects her and treats her like an equal.

They claim that they are adventurous and wild at heart and free spirits.  Therefore they demand that they want a guy who is adventurous and will take them traveling all around the world.  They claim they love art and culture and sophistication.  Therefore they want a guy who will take them to the opera and the ballet.  And who will take them to fancy posh restaurants.

Notice a recurring theme floating through all these demands?  These females want the guy to do all the work.  More specifically, they want a guy that is absolutely perfect in every way.

They say they want a guy that is fascinating.  They want a guy who is intellectually stimulating, presumably because they value intellectual stimulation.  They want a guy who has an interesting job, and they say this is because they like interesting stuff.
Well, if success is so important to you, then why do you not pursue it yourself? ///

The never-ending romantic demands and stuff:  they want a guy to shout it from the rooftops and the mountaintops that he loves her.  They want a guy that is drippingly, saccharinely romantic, enough to give a person diabetes.  They want a guy that will plan extravagant, crazy dates such as take her on hot-air balloon rides, etc. because she is a strong modern woman and she is worth it.  This is as they simultaneously demand that the guy forget about her past, forget about her past mistakes, do not judge her, and just accept her for who she is.

Okay.  But, what are yuuuu doing for the guy?  We know you don't like to cook or generally take care of yourself.  We know you probably do not work a job useful to society or the economy.  So what are yoourr contributions to the relationship?  -the guy has to be the totally romantic one and the swashbuckling hero who comes to inject excitement into your life.  -If these silly little females insist they are a strong capable woman in charge of her own life... then why do they still in some ways expect the guy to be a knight in shining armor for them?  She insists the guy treat her as an "equal."  Notice how much she expects the guy to contribute to the relationship.

Then what is <your> role in the relationship?

*What is this weird groupie tendency that a lot of females seem to display?
This is not merely limited to dumb sluts that would be classified as groupies that are involved in the se, dr, rocknroll scene.  The nasty stuff that rolling stone magazine preaches to be great and wonderful.
(They would rather date a guy that is a doctor or lawyer -- rather than be one themselves.
Rather than becoming an accomplished professional themselves____
What are they trying to do?  I really do not understand.  Do these females think that they will be able to somehow contract that scientific knowledge, skill sets___ through their vaginal mucosa?

-- like science._((((this might alrwy be in the voice rec memo))))__. it never occurred to me that I couldn't.  [[like when gurls ask me,, how did I find the courage or the inclination, or the drive or the encouragement, etc. to pursue a math and science field.

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