Thursday, April 10, 2003

The Subject Of Daddy Issues

If you have ever perused a "modern female rag" such as cosmo or glamour or any of the countless polymer others, you will notice that they are apparently all written and edited by, and read by, dumb bitches with cystically shitty judgment and tumorously massive daddy issues.

Aha!!  I knew it!!  I knew they were not whole, healthy, complete human beings with psychology intact and with normal emotional functioning.

Yes, I guess the verdict is in.  Any time you hear a dumb slut say crap like "cooking is demeaning to women but b--wing some guy she just met in a club bathroom is empowering; she's feeling empowered f'ing a different guy every night;” or “she is liberated by handing out bj's like candy," or "she always needs a toy of some sort in order to sleep with any of the hundreds of guys she slept with."

Most likely she is a carved out, hollow, soulless, empty shell.  With severe unsolved loose ends with her paternal figure.  Which still does not make any sense to me, because a lot of people have daddy issues.  But they don't all go and turn into two-bit w---es.

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